Creepy dating profile meme
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He also often appears to float or drift around rather than walk, which suggest the possibility of him being an ethereal being rather than a creature or a man.
His suit is black, sometimes portrayed as pinstripe in artwork, a common misconception thanks to the very similar Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. He wears long dress shoes, which are always shined a perfect, gleaming black.
Much of the fascination with Slender Man is rooted in the overall aura of mystery that he is wrapped in.
Despite the fact that it is rumored he kills children almost exclusively, it is difficult to say whether or not his only objective is slaughter.
Often times it is either reported or recorded that he can be found in sections of woods, and these generally tend to be suburban.
It's the Dating Site Murderer, begat by the star of the meme himself when his terrifying profile picture wasn't getting any responses in the online dating world.